A friend visiting another friend and says: My friend, what a pity I can not believe you do not have pants to send in your house. To which the other replies: Yes it's true friend. Look, I'm the boss in my house, and when I say, I have hunger, I used to eat and when I say, bring me hot water, bring to me immediately. To which the friend asks, Hey buddy, and what you want hot water? And the friend responds: Oh friend, do not tell me you wash the dishes with cold water